
On this day in 1540 AD...
Henry VIII of England annuls his marriage to his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves.Dammit! I'm only up to episode 304 of
The Tudors and now I know how the season ends.
History should come with "spoiler alerts".
And when is that crazy-eyed
Johnathan Rhys Meyers gonna put on the fat suit and carry around a turkey leg?!
Sure, maybe
that song is less than historically accurate. But, are you telling me Showtime's playing fast & loose with facts? They're cable, for God's sake! And cable you have to pay for, too. That should mean something.
If movies have taught me anything- it's this: Henry the VIII was a big man.
Charles Laughton doesn't play you in a movie if you're some skinny dude.
Check out the pic above: Henry's clearly holding a croissant in his right hand. (He was king of France at one point, too, right? I have to admit sometimes I drift in and out of the episodes).
Or maybe it's a rolled-up pancake. The point is: the guy liked to eat.
This is no way to win an Emmy, Mr. Meyers.
Actually... what the hell
is Henry the VIII holding in his right hand?