Here's just a few of the stories we're reading while eating our lunch:
Detective Susan Clemmer, witness at the Rodney King trial, commits suicide
Sarah Palin holds press conference in waders.
And, yes- some Michael Jackson news (did you know he died?! What the hell?! Why didn't you fuckers tell me?)
Stockton residents see image of MJ in tree stump (from the Dlisted blog by way of SFist.com)
Meanwhile, on the East Coast....
OK. Back to work.